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I am officially lolicon. *cries*

How did I come to this horrible realization that that I probably knew all along? I noticed that the first thing I thought after reading this article was “Holy crap! Infinite lolis! Lolis forever! O shit lawl!”

…then it was like, “Damn…curse you 4chan!”

Well, guess lolicons around the world can fap in ungodly anticipation after hearing this news. Now you can pick up a chick shorter than 5 feet and looks like she’s 9, but ohhhhh…she’s legal and don’t you know it!

Oh you sick bastards.

EDIT: okay after a number of responses I’ve been getting to this post, lemme just say that I am not a pedophile. I’m tempted to say in the words of Hung that I just like cute…little…girls, but unfortunately I don’t have the benefit he had of allowing everyone to hear his voice. Ah, internet humor, so easily misinterpreted.

A new year brings new things, new anime, new moe, and all that sort of stuff. New drama is one thing I didn’t expect however, and that ushered in 2007 as well.

First, a bit of domain war.

Now, observe the wrath of 4chan, 7chan, and ebaumsworld. I start this year with new respect for these communities. Those lolicons actually can do more than just fap to 6 year old girls.

2007 will prove to be as conflict ridden as 2006 it seems.

Happy New Year all. Haruhi Bless Everyone.
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It’s here. The ASOSBrigade Video. I for one applaud these efforts. If these people were to actually voice the characters it’d be horrible but luckily it’s quite obvious they will not be. As energetic as Patricia Ja Lee is here her voice just won’t fit if we don’t see her actual enthusiasm. Frankly, she’s not a voice actress.

However, Bandai and Kadokawa, from what we see in this video, seem to be making an unusual effort to please existing anime fans - that’s been something rare in anime dubs since anime was introduced to the world. They even have online polls actually asking us which Mikuru/Yuki english voice sounds better. Thank god they asked us too, cuz if these were in order from 1st choice to 4th choice, it wouldn’t have been pretty.

Kudos, Kadokawa. Kudos, Bandai. You have broken ground in reaching to the American otaku.

Haruhiism has reached the Middle East!

I did say something amazing has happened yesterday didn’t I? Global permeation! The answer to peace in the Middle East is to convert everyone to Haruhiism!

So apparently Haruhi willed the world into existance today, December 18th, 2006. That’s the date proclaimed by the Gospel of Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu. Whatever memories before today you think you had are not real. They didn’t actually happen. They’ve only been implanted in your brain. The universe was created today because Haruhi wanted it to exist. We must do our best to keep her satisfied shall we? ne?

Many websites seem to be aware of this massive event. AnimeonDVD’s post for today has all the S’s and O’s highlighted in red and linked to asosbrigade.com, which ominously points to the end of the world as we know it.

Haruhi.tv is also down (intentionally)…with a nice hidden message at the bottom of the source code as well.

What is this world coming to?